[Iris tops up her pineapple with a generous slug of rum, and helps herself to a lei or two.]

And this boat took us off, is that it?

[She's looking around the dining hall like she never saw it before.]

Seems a bit school-dinners for a cruise ship, doesn't she? 'Ow long 'ave we been 'ere? The room I were in looked like someone'd been there a while. I 'ope it were me, or someone's going to be dead annoyed with me!